Granola Bat

(Contains affiliate links. I may receive compensation if you make a purchase through a link in this post.) I'm at 2 weeks and 6 days after the big surgery . My aversion to pregnancy and birth has actually gotten so bad that, last weekend, when we walked past the baby clothing section at Meijer and I got a whiff of powdery baby smell, my body rebelled. I quietly retched a couple of times and had to get the hell out of there. Clearly, getting the ol' tubes tied was the right decision. I wonder how long before that particular anxiety finally starts to die. Y'all, surgery fucking sucks, just for the record. I only just got back to the gym on Monday, and I'm feeling particularly round and soft. I'm finally back to the point where I can do heavy cleaning activities like running a vacuum, and the chicka-bow-ow action (y'know, the reason I needed the surgery in the first place) is quite tentative at this time. I'm limited in clothing options because there is S...

^ That is a thing that happened. I'm a sleepy, vain bitch, though, so we're going to admire this amazing crap I found a while ago instead. I'll post about the glories of my first surgery soon! (the short version: fucking OW.) This post contains affiliate links. I may receive compensation if you click on a link then make a purchase. Meanwhile, LOOK AT THIS . I took this photo 5 minutes ago. The manicure is A WEEK OLD. Because I love you and want you to feel pretty if you're so inclined, here are the details: Color: Mamba by Wet N Wild. ( similar ) Glitter: City Sparkle by Pop-arazzi. ( similar ) Base/top coat: Nail Aid 3-in-1 Gel Base + Top + Hardener I just freaking adore this stuff. I got it about a week ago for like $3 while I was killing time in Ross. It makes Seche Vite look like a damn slacker. And the manicure itself? Totally looks like goldstone. Toldja. Exactly a week ago, I was feeling like hell, because I'd let some doctor poke h...