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(content note: flashing image - don't proceed if you have a seizure disorder that may be triggered.) This post contains affiliate links. If you click a link and make a purchase, I may receive compensation. What a great beginning to the year it's all ready been! Dears, I have news that probably surprises absolutely nobody: We got engaged during New Years! Not quite so cliche' as during Christmas, and who'd care anyway? The ring is picked, but is expected to take a month to order in - so I'm going to be counting the days 'til I can show that beauty off! I don't really care about the ring, though - I care about the man. He surprised me with the absolutely sweetest card: BRB, crying forever. He hates to write, y'all. He dislikes it about as much as I enjoy it. But he knows it's something important to me and a means of communication that deeply speaks to me, so that's how he chose to propose. And I think he did a great job. Needless to sa...

Y'all, the more I look at my Top 9 for 2018, the more you make me laugh. Check these out with me: Here's what you liked in 2018:  A cupcake menu (in fairness, it's a good list - and I'm always here for dunking on Mike Pence.) My "I Voted" sticker - hell yes, I'm happy about this one! Cute couple photo at The Darkness Underground's first Halloween party. I love this one always and forever. A 90's-era decorative statue that looks suspiciously like a phallus that can swim. A vanity shot of a hair style that took A Lot Of Time, You Guys. Sphynx with her titties out the Stargate in downtown Indianapolis pretty eye makeup applied poorly Starburst To recap, we like sarcastic confections, 90's sci-fi references, selfies, dickfish, and titties. Good job, everyone! What a 2018 it was! If you want to see your own top 9, you can do so here .